The Vintage Silly Goose Hoodie is a nod to old-school comfort with a modern marketing attitude. Soft, broken-in, and effortlessly cool, this is the layer you grab when you’re wrangling campaigns, dodging “quick ideas” from sales, or just embracing your inner silly goose. It’s understated, a little ironic, and proudly worn by people who know chaos when they see it — and still manage to make it look good.
Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
Weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²) — heavy enough to feel safe, light enough to run from werewolves
Feel: Air-jet spun yarn = soft + reduced pilling (because no one likes fuzz)
Fit: Unisex, classic cut, large pouch pocket (for snacks, pens, or your mortal soul)
Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, rib-knit cuffs/waistband with spandex flex, double-needle stitching everywhere that matters
Bonus: Quarter-turned body = no weird crease down the middle
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, howl if necessary
Sourcing: Made on demand. No minimums. (Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador)
Comfortable enough for late nights. Cool enough for meetings you didn’t ask for.
Vintage vibes. Modern marketing energy. Honk if you understand.